Note pinned to a notice board
|Notice board outside The Cockatrice Inn|
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- I hereby declare that William of Stratford steals rhymes, prostitutes his services for pennies and smells of week-old fish pricks. I cordially wish him the clap, ringworm and warts within his bum's ample crevasse. Take that!
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- This notice contains an allusion to William Shakespeare.