Metty Needs A Wife
|Metty Needs A Wife|
Notice found on a notice board
|Notice board in Yantra|
Journal entry[edit | edit source]
- Dear Friends! I'm looking for some toothsome lass to wed my son, Metty. He sorely needs a woman's hand to guide him, for otherwise he'll just sit and ponder, his head in the clouds and his arse on the ground, admiring creation and scribbling poetry. Dowry welcome, but not required.