Get Your Mitts Off My Mattress
|Get Your Mitts Off My Mattress|
Note pinned to a notice board
|Notice board in the Land of a Thousand Fables.|
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- To the joker who's always stuffing things under my mattress, I'm warning you for the last time -- if I catch you, I'll have you lashed, scalded, flayed and finally torn apart by horses.