Gnomish Prankings

Copies of this book can be found in the following locations:
 * In house on corner northeast of Nilfgaardian Embassy marker in Hauteville.
 * Terrace house entry, right next and east of The Pheasantry in Hauteville.
 * One of two houses north-northeast of the Herb Store in Hauteville.
 * In a house near Henris Gras Square in Hauteville.
 * In house around Knights Dormant Square (×4).
 * In house around The Gran'place (×2).

Journal entry

 * Scrub the greasings from a dog's ear, soak into cotton twine, place in a new lamp of greenish hue and set said lamp betwixt an eager crowd – forsooth shall they swear that a dog's head they behold, and this shall be no sorcery, but good betidings.


 * For the prince of Ellander's nuptials, a paltry gnome armed with a miniature cutlass behid himself in a pie. When guests partook of the princely banquet, anon jumped out the besabred gnome, giving a terrible fright to all at first, then causing much merriment once the jest was figured.


 * A cynocephalus, or a doghead, in our tongue, a beast that in the wastes of Zanguebar dwells, has the corpus of a man but the head of a dog. The Prince of Ellander did receive such a specimen from those far-off lands. The cynocephalus lets stream its urine with the tolling of every hour, both day and night, and this is why the Zanguebarians engrave its likeness on timepieces and compasses.

Gnomische Scherze Farces de gnomes Gli scherzi degli gnomi Gnomie swawole