To the Most Beautiful Woman in the World

Journal entry

 * Such is my quest - to wander the villages of this fair land of Velen singing the praises of Maid Bilberry. I shall bring due fame to her unequalled beauty and unparalleled charms. Maid Bilberry is without a doubt the most intelligent, most understanding and most compassionate of all creatures to walk this our imperfect world. I shall immediately and with full prejudice correct any man who dares to claim otherwise. The most stubborn and foolhardy of these ignorami shall taste of my family blade. Indeed, just the other day I came across a certain gentleman fondling some tart and having the cheek to call her "my most beautiful little flower." This enraged me so egregiously that I decided to explain to the fool the magnitude of his error, but he refused to listen, and when I insisted further, he fled. This truly is a land of cowards. I shall not rest until I've convinced all the locals that they should direct their compliments to Maid Bilberry - and only Maid Bilberry.

de:Meine Reisen - ein Tagebuch, das der schönsten Frau der Welt gewidmet ist: Jungfer Heidelbeer À la plus belle femme du monde Diario dedicato alla donna più bella del mondo Moje podróże, czyli dziennik dedykowany najpiękniejszej kobiecie świata – pannie Jagódce