Metty Needs A Wife

Journal entry

 * Dear Friends! I'm looking for some toothsome lass to wed my son, Metty. He sorely needs a woman's hand to guide him, for otherwise he'll just sit and ponder, his head in the clouds and his arse on the ground, admiring creation and scribbling poetry. Dowry welcome, but not required.


 * —Lucille

Metty braucht eine Frau Metty a besoin d'une épouse Metty cerca moglie Szukam żony dla Mietka