Attention, Cripples!

Journal entry

 * The lives of knights errant are not simple tales of glory. Often, they are also tales of brutal maiming.


 * To all such mutilated knights, I can offer solace in the form of affordable, wooden prosthetic fingers.


 * After a visit to my workshop, anyone will once again be able to order five beers at the tavern.


 * Gruber, known as "Woodfinger"

An alle Verkrüppelten! Avis aux éclopés ! Attenzione, invalidi! Uwaga kaleki!